Shit Bears Say

I am still baffled by this one. I am just going to assume this is the first time this dude has used a computer. Maybe he is an eagle or something: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

Fisting, bukkake, piercing, scat, snot flicking, lawn bowling, underwater gay wrestling, any of those?

So it seems like most of the content so far has been weird questions/statements from bears about Canadian cities. This one made me chuckle. Hopefully I will get other funny content that is not region specific per se…

Chatting with Americans, as a Canadian, on bear sites is really interesting. You get the really educated Americans (“oh yeah i’ve heard of Saskatchewan… that’s in the prairies right?” “I heard Toronto Pride is one of the biggest in North America” “I’ve been to Montreal and the clubs there are better than the ones in Toronto” etc). You get the agnostic/inexperienced ones (“I’ve been to Toronto/Vancouver/Niagara Falls once”, “Never been to Canada but I heard it’s nice up there.”). You get the obsessed ones (“Canadians are so much hotter than Americans.” “All the guys in Montreal are so fucking hot.”). Sadly, you also get the really dumb ones. I had to explain to someone where I am from (Regina, SK). Obviously I am not expecting most people in the US to know that city, or that province. When I explained three times that Regina is between Vancouver and Toronto, and north of North Dakota (that was the best way I could describe it given his lack of geography), he kept saying “so you’re from Toronto?”. All the other Americans chatting with me rolled their eyes. It was so cute. I’ve also gotten a lot of cute stereotypical comments like “so you’re from Canada eh? How are the igloos?”. Sometimes it’s fun to fuck with the not-as-bright ones and make them think that I actually live in an igloo, with my pet beaver. It worked on a few people. Most Americans are smart and know better. What almost always works though, is pretending that i’m French Canadian. That act would never work in Canada, people can tell my French is far from perfect. What i’d like to mention before you think that I think all Americans are dumb, is that it is not really the case, and i’ve been very very surprised sometimes. I’ve met people that have family in obscure parts of Canada, or know a lot of things I couldn’t expect them too, like that Manitoba is between Saskatchewan and Ontario. Also, if the tables were turned, I might make an ass of myself. While I would never tell someone from, say, Texas, “is everything bigger there!?!?!?!”, I would only marginally pass a “label the US states on this map” exam.

Ok long rant. Getting back to the moose thing… I think if there were a moose sighting in Toronto, people would go nuts. Where i’m from (Saskatchewan), you only see moose occasionally on the highway… and you really really hope you don’t see one. My friend had his car totaled by one.

Because this person has clearly seen enough cocks in Montreal to know how many people are uncut versus cut.